Okay, so maybe I’m not actually a criminal but I did break the rules. My family and I went to the first game of the season, I won’t say what football game as they could track me down and never let me come back. Just kidding, I highly doubt they would do that.
Anyway, we went tailgating and had a nice time but as usual, I need to have extra food and first aide just in case something were to happen because I always need to be prepared. I had all my stuff in one of those drawstring knapsacks and was trying to cover it up by putting my sweatshirt and my grandmother’s sweatshirt on top. Everyone told me there was no way I was going to be able to bring it in, as everything in my bag was on the no-entry list, besides my wallet, but I pushed through the negative nelly’s and went through with it.
I know it probably isn’t a big deal to many people but I have never really done anything so crazy! It was a thrill, to say the least. I thought I would make it through but just as I was passed the bag checker, he shouts out, “Can I see inside your bag?”. I pretend I never heard him and kept walking but he came up to me and asked again. I obliged, he said, “you had it well hidden, I almost didn’t see it”. Cue big blush and heavy anxiety. He checks my bag and thankfully my poncho and wallet were the only visible items and he sent me on my way.
I almost had a heart attack but felt kind of impressed with myself that I was able to get in and proceeded to brag about it to my family. I wasn’t brave enough to do it right in front of him, I had to get out of his line of sight first. I didn’t feel too bad because I did purchase several adult beverages while at the game so they still got money out of me. Maybe if the concession stands had better food options for a gluten-free girl like me, then maybe I won’t have to sneak in food that I can eat.

